Puthinam and Tamilnaatham Shut Down For ‘Personal Reasons®’: Global Shortage of Punakku Ensues

[TamilNet, Friday, 30 October 2009, 05:00 GMT]
Two of TamilNet’s sister sites, Puthinam and TamilNaatham, have been shut down due to ‘personal reasons®’, resulting in a devastating worldwide shortage of punakku for discerning We Thamizh kazhuthais.
We at TamilNet have totally no idea what these personal reasons® are, but we assure you that it is totally NOT due to infighting among We Thamizh in Australia (where the two sites are hosted by Karan thambi) because We Thamizh NEVER fight amongst each other! We are also certain that this is totally NOT due to any hackers unleashed by the Sinhaloids. Only We Donkey Thamizh have the know-how to hack websites, as we have been threatening to do for the last few years (just like the one about Eelam coming SOON™).The subsequent lack of punakku has compelled many Donkey Thamizh to suffer from intense withdrawal symptoms. Donkeys have been seen setting themselves on fire, tossing a dozen Big Macs into a blender and drinking the resultant syrup, and a few donkeys have even been seen trying to vent their frustrations by engaging in sexual relations with other more intelligent species of life frequently (though that is quite a common occurrence among We Thamizh anyway).

We are sure that these two websites were shut down purely because Karan thambi is a little too busy these days for personal reasons® which could range from finding a new toilet for his shack, to stalking another blonde Aussie goddess, or to him simply being in hiding from the evil Demonic Sinhaloid Yakos that have been set loose in countries where We Thamizh live. Anyway, we at TamilNet have been compelled to work overtime to faithfully supply more punakku to our dear non-retarded readers and we pray to Sun God for Karan thambi’s speedy recovery.